{"product_id":"sfw-cereal-mens-gym-shorts","title":"SFW Cereal Men's Gym Shorts","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaptures the peak \u003cstrong\u003emid-2010s meme culture\u003c\/strong\u003e era when visual misdirection became high art on the internet. The trickling white milk paired with that specific expression triggers instant double-takes (SFW plausible deniability meets cereal bowl innocence). Wearing this proves you survived the golden age of ironic shitposting and understand the delicate balance between edgelord humor and maintaining your day job. For those who remember when every clickbait thumbnail used this exact visual formula and somehow we all fell for it every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dense-Knit 225 GSM (6.64 oz) 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphics feel weightless like wearing a viral moment instead of fabric. Moves with main character energy—substantial enough to command double-takes, breathable enough for actual workouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfortable fit with 4-way stretch and elastic waistband for unrestricted movement. True to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · Zero-Wastewater Printing · \u003cstrong\u003eSweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Resistant Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e PG-13 · Dark-Ironic · Adult Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual Accessibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e One side displays a dizzying, psychedelic swirl of obsidian black and optic white stripes overlaid with cartoonish liquid drips fading from neon bubblegum pink to electric cyan. The opposing leg features a suggestive, photorealistic portrait of a brunette with milk trickling from her mouth (parodying explicit tropes) into a bowl of multi-colored fruit cereal loops. This bifurcated graphic blends hypnotic optical illusions with provocative, edgy humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":67656567554300,"sku":"hgo1791278481852","price":34.61,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":67656567587068,"sku":"rfl1791278481853","price":29.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67656567619836,"sku":"tkl1791278481854","price":33.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67656567652604,"sku":"wpy1791278481855","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67656567685372,"sku":"bpx1791278481856","price":33.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67656567718140,"sku":"tna1791278481857","price":28.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67656567750908,"sku":"ive1791278481858","price":30.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67656567783676,"sku":"ajh1791278481859","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67656567816444,"sku":"xbd1791278481860","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67656567849212,"sku":"bzm1791278481861","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6XL","offer_id":67656567881980,"sku":"cef1791278481862","price":34.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/4415\/5388\/files\/sfw-cereal-mens-gym-shorts_1.jpg?v=1791278488","url":"https:\/\/www.lunqvera.com\/products\/sfw-cereal-mens-gym-shorts","provider":"Evorique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}